Calls For Cthulhu Episode 1

January 11, 2010 in Cthulhu Sitings, Inquisitor News


Greetings puny mortals. It is I, the mightiest of the Old Gods, Cthulhu. I slumber now, lying eternally, until the stars are right, and I return for my ravening delight. Great will be the wailing and powerful the lamentations when . . . Okay, look. Fact is, I can’t sleep. It’s nothing serious, I’ll probably get back to sleep in a few years or so. But I didn’t want to just lie there, counting the holes in the ceiling tiles, and watching reruns of “Mister Ed”. So, I figured I’d get up and …

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